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Friday, June 10, 2016

"M-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-e"

Yes, folks, that's how you spell it. Don't let the scene below fool you.

It makes one wonder, 'is she being spanked for masturbation or poor spelling?' 

I can't even recall how often I've seen this simple word,which everyone seems to have no problem knowing how to DO, misspelled. (Maybe too many people still think of the old joke rampant in grammar schools of "Master Bates" to correctly spell the actual word.) Whatever the reason.................please, stop! (not masturbating, you can do that as often as you like ......or are allowed). No, I mean the misspelling. Enough already, world! Literacy is as least as important as personal self-gratification. And come on people, this is 2016! Even if you haven't got a brain.............you do have "spell-check".

I'm trying to be kind here, but if after I post this I continue to see this word presented as "masterbate", I'm going to be forced to point out the error. (possibly not kindly) I'm even trying to think of an appropriate penalty for spelling the word incorrectly, but most of the ones I've come up with violate the 8th Amendment.

So have some pride. Have some dignity. Have a modicum of intelligence. You can jerk-off without being one. So stop masterbating and start masturbating the way nature and the English language intended! 

35 comments:

  1. I recently saw it spelled as M-A-S-T-I-B-A-T-E in a forum thread on Fetlife.

    Honestly, I'm so sick on people who can't use proper spelling and grammar, use text-speak in writing, or don't use there, their, and they're properly, or, worst of all, write could of, when they mean could've. And YOU! Shame on you for causing this tangent! I could go on, but I'll spare your readers.

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  2. Oh, and God help the mean who wants me as his Mistress and uses (')improperly! I might have to wake up Shilo and get rid of all the tension this subject has brought to the surface!

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  3. man, not mean, Although it is mean to misuse the English language!

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    1. You crack me up, Merry. You may actually be the only person I know who gets more upset over things like this than me.

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  4. I've been accused of being a spelling and grammar nazi

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    1. That doesn't make you a bad person, in fact it could be exciting for people with a "strict schoolteacher fetish".

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  5. My wife caught me, the spanking that followed was the worse ever. Spankings now are given after I masturbate, I must kneel on a towel in the front room, naked, and preform as she saids for her. Once finish and cleaned up it is over her lap for a hairbrush spanking.

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    1. Those 'post-o' spankings are the worst!

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    2. masturbating in front of my wife, her look, is the worse. On some occasions she cleans me up and reminds that only naughty little boys play with themselves.

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    3. Well, to be honest, a LOT of people 'play with themselves', and unless forbidden to, doing so is hardly naughty. Most would say it's natural and healthy. But then, if masturbation was universally regarded as improper (like it used to be), being denied the privilege would lose much of its effect on subs like us. Don't you think?

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    4. I agree, I do find it very enjoyable, even the times I do it with my wife present.

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    5. Doing it for your own pleasure and getting caught is not what you want. I got caught while masturbating on the bed, she walked in and left the room, only to come back with a wash towel and hairbrush. I layed on the bed after coming and she cleaned me off raising my feet and insuring she had not miss anything. Standing facing the wall in the front room afterwards and holding my penis while she went about getting dinner ready. I ate dinner naked, holding my penis with one hand, she said you like playing with it, enjoy holding it.

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    6. I hope no one else was having dinner at the same time, because naked, penis-clutching men at the dinner table are one of the very few things that will ruin my appetite. Especially if sausages are on the menu. (Though, oddly enough, I don't think that would be true for vulva-palping women, even if I'm eating clams. Go figure.)

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    7. Just my wife and I, she asked me during dinner if I was enjoying holding my penis and I said I was not. Reminded me that only naughty little boys play with themselves and I was such and so Mommy spanks naughty little boys. I was spanked prior to bedtime, still masturbate but insure my wife is out and I'm done prior to her return.

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    8. So you are still a 'naughty little boy' then huh? Only now a sneakier one as well. Hmmmmm.

      Given your wife's statement, I have to ask: is your wife truly against masturbation or just with you?

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    9. So you are still a 'naughty little boy' then huh? Only now a sneakier one as well. Hmmmmm.

      Given your wife's statement, I have to ask: is your wife truly against masturbation or just with you?

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    10. Truly against, she enjoys playing with it and enjoying the rewards, but for me, no, and if caught the spanking I get, well I question if it is worth it. Standing facing the wall even if she has a visitor adds to the punishment.

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    11. I meant "is she against it for everyone?" Also please give yourself a name so I can address you as an individual. Naturally a fake one is fine.

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    12. No, just for me. Sam

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    13. Since masturbating now proceeds a spanking, I try to be on my best behavior. I over heard her telling her best friend, they both laughed. A couple of days later, I walked into the kitchen naked, erect, and maybe we should show her friend as I was stroking my penis. She just sat and watched, I finally came. Maybe I will she said with a smile and the spanking that followed I did not want. Sam

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    14. I agree that post-o spankings are the worst. Witnessed spankings are sort of powerful in thought, but not the same in the moment. Thanks for the input, Sam.

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    15. I wish not to be witnessed by another when being spanked, is worse than masturbating prior to a spanking. My wife has made it a point to make me feel foolish and very little as it is. My masturbating prior to a spanking has been sitting on the toilet, less of a mess she states, standing over the bathtub, but her favorite is still the front room on a towel, her holding the hairbrush while she sits and watch with a smile on her face. Sam

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    16. The question that I have is my wife will not say why she enjoys watching me masturbate. Our sex life is great and she enjoys playing with it, stroking it, but her smile on her face watching me, and when I come she sometimes cleans me up or I do, after my spanking that smile is on her face, my penis is limp, I'm dancing around the room. So that is my question. Sam

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    17. Last comment on masturbating, my best was lost in my fantasy, standing, pants and underpants around my ankles, stroking, totally loss in the moment, it was my fantasy was real, it was happening, and I no longer felt my stroking, then I came, shot a large load, thankful I was in the bathroom, a rare moment. Sam

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    18. >>>"Last comment on masturbating..."<<<<

      Yes, lovely as it all was, I think it's time to let go of our little wee-wees and move onto another topic. 'Beating one's meat' may be nice and all.....but you don't want to 'beat it to death'. (the chafing will kill you.)

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  6. Spelling and grammar errors bug the crap out of me, too, but I've decided ... Well, I'm not entirely sure what all I've decided, but to start with, life seems too short to get all riled up over this kind of thing.

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    1. I channel my frustrations through sarcastic posts in blogs. ;-)

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    2. Hmm. Hadn't thought of that.

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    3. You could always just sit back, relax, and stick your feet in a bowl of pudding?

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    4. Yes, I suppose that is one option...

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    5. Shoot! I'm sorry. I thought I was responding to Merry! LOL Silly me. (You need an online name that is more Shilo-like and less Merry-like.)

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  7. I ran across a blog where the blogger used dominate instead of dominant i.e. my dominate gave me a list of rules to follow. The info they imparted was good and interesting for the most part but using a verb as a noun drove me up the wall. If you are going to write for a large audience learn grammar and spelling. I can forgive a typo now and then but this was a regular occurance in multiple posts. I just wanted to pull my hair out. So I just stopped reading. I understand your frustration KD.

    So don't let your lovely lady catch you monsterbaiting because you might get a spunking. 😜😆 (Sorry couldn't help myself)

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    1. Oh the "dominate" thing is RAMPANT as well! Ugh!

      "Monsterbaiting" sounds like a word for teasing my step-daughter.
      But I'd probably get a spunking for that too!(seriously though, one of my pet names for Ana is 'little monster'.)

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  8. It was masturbating that finally allowed me to let my fantasy out. A girl I was dating who has since become my wife caught me doing such. I sat on the toilet holding my penis and she looked at me in disgust and asked what was going on. I said nothing at first but her look got very stern and finally I told her, well she said, you've earned a spanking, this is disgusting. I was told to clean myself off and to undress, I stood naked, she grabbed my arm and to the kitchen we went and I got my first spanking as an adult. She was serious and thinking it was over standing in the corner, she left the room and when I saw the hairbrush I found myself begging her not to use it, she used it and boy did I dance around the room crying and rubbing. Spankings are the norm in our household, she is in charge, I do as told. I have my fantasy for real, painful, but it is what I wanted. Masturbate today, did so once after she caught me, did not enjoy the spanking I got, facing the wall in the front room afterwards, naked, my mother-in-law seeing me and her best friend, will not do that again.

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    1. Thank you for the anecdote. Please give yourself a name next time so we can distinguish between the various "Anonymous" contributors.

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