It has been over three days and only brave Merry has attempted a caption. All I can say is.......... "what the fuck?" It's like looking at a bowl of perfectly ripe fruit spoil when no one eats any. How about?
"Why did you kill him? He was a regular client who just liked me to get naked and walk all over him!"
"When I said I don't like men who engage in unprotected sex, I was thinking more of a condom."
"Wow, I've never done it on a dead giant lizard before."
HIM: "Wait, let me get my sword first."
HER: "No, leave it there a minute and I'll show you a trick I learned after spending a lot of time alone in the castle."
"Now that he's dead, I have to say.....he may not have been handsome, but he was a good provider."
HER: "My hero! You've saved me! I'm finally free!""
HIM: "Um actually........your next stop is MY dungeon."
HER: "Oooooooh.....Is it well-equipped?!"
You think these are lame? You think you've got a better one? Well come on! Let's hear it!