There's this one plus one with a key, and one unlocked.
But beyond chastity conversations, anything else requires imagination and the creative corruption of innocent images. One of our favorites is:
It may not look like what Rosa & I are texting about, but there's little doubt or confusion as to what this is going to mean for me.
Another option is to use those emojis that have already been reassigned by a perverted public to mean other things:
Everyone seems to know that this peach is not what it seems. And if you add:
along with it, you get another pretty clear message!
Beyond all these though there are glaring absences in the Apple roster: no feet? They have hands galore, a nose, lips, eyes, even a tongue, but no feet..........only sad footprints of where those lovely toes had once been. Fortunately for me, we have an inside joke wherein toes are routinely called "mushrooms" in our house. So I just use the mushroom emoji whenever I'm talking tootsies............but that just works for us.
And then they have all these common household items........... but no hairbrush. No paddle in the sports stuff either. Instead there are emojis that just make you scratch your head. Colored buttons and shapes, Astrological signs? Symbols I do not understand. And do I really need flags from all over the world?
What's even more interesting is that I can't get a foot, or hairbrush, or even a clothespin? But I can get this soft steamy pile:
It seems to me the person responsible for the selection offered needs a good slap. So, what emoji would YOU like to see as a standard offering?