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Saturday, January 13, 2018

Round Table 2017


As I look across the great hall, I smile at the seats surrounding the vast table. Carved into each is the name of some noble knight or lady whose friendship and participation in the affairs of the realm have meant so much in the past year.

As I look to one seat, I see the name of Merry (the Contrary), the most prolific commenter in the realm..... not only carved  but gilded with gold leaf and adorned with putti......


 .....followed closely by Dan (the Disciplined) whose seat has a cushion for his tender butt and a carved cup holder built right into the arm. 


Another special seat, with a princess crown and a special refrigerated compartment for Halo ice cream underneath is adorned with the name of my Ana (the Monster). 


Newcomer Fondles who visits us from foreign realms, has commented very frequently as well. I am not sure, but I think her seat has a vibrating double plug mounted on it. (No wonder she always seems so happy at our gatherings!)



Other gracious and reliable commenters include Tomy, whose seat has a dedication to Aunt Kay carved into the back. The Glenmore, whose seat is cushioned in tartan, has doodles all around. And the knights Archedone, Joe, Dave, Darren Reddened, Downunder Don, Richard, iruser, smuccatelli, Carl H, Hands63al all have respected seats encircled as well.

Periodically we hear from Nickki, Hermione, Lea, Red, StrictJulie. Strap51, Anna, Goldielocks, & Mr.Bill, who have seats at the ready but that may need a little dusting and polishing. Hopefully soon.

And certain seats that have had many laurels of praise strewn upon them in the past are now sadly vacant, their residents missing (and missed). Hopefully they are just presumably on quests and will return soon? Their carved names read:  Shilo, Crimson Kid, & Subhub in PHX.   

A few other knights errant have visited the hall in 2017 as well…..but have chosen not to remain. Alas our company is not for everyone.



As I stand and look at this great roster, I feel compelled to raise my tankard in honor of this assembly and feel privileged to have had the company of such fine individuals at my table during 2017……...and I look forward to another year of robust discussion and tales of great (kinky) deeds. As I leave, I summon my herald and instruct him to once again send out invitations to all those who wish to earn a seat for themselves to don their armor and take up their swords……..or just leave a comment now and then.

And "Hail!" to all that do and have.


22 comments:

  1. Hail and a raise of the tankard.

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    1. Huzzah! (And thank you for your loyal participation.)

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  2. That was nice ; thank you!

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    1. You are welcome, good sir........and appreciated.

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    1. Awwww. Don't cry, my dear. Rejoice!

      Thou hast earned thy place of honour!

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  4. And all hail to our great and fearless leader

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    1. Thank you, Don.

      But 'fearless'? You haven't seen me when Rosa decides to use our White Lightnin' switch for punishment. ;-)

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  5. "Errant" definitely must be appended to any knightly title one might apply to yours truly!

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    1. Well said! (You'll have to look hard to find someone who loves plays on double meanings as much as I do.)

      So would you then be an errant knight errant?

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  6. I am deeply honoured to have earned a seat at your esteemed table. I shall do my very best to continue to be worthy of it. *Raises her tankard* Here's to vibrating dildos, spankings and a full year of intercourse - both verbal and sexual!

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    1. Ah, another fine play on words! I look forward to your continued company.

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  7. Milord, I regret that my quests of late have kept me from the great round table. In 2018 I am prepared to accompany you on whatever adventures you have planned.

    Ni!
    Hermione

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    1. Wonderful, Hermoine!

      I hope your current quests are fruitful.

      (You wouldn't happen to be seeking out any old cup-like relics now would you? If so, be wary of "Grail-shaped beacons"......they could lead to a spanking!)

      ------KD (who up until recently said 'ni'.) ni.

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    2. Lest we forget.......'peng'&'neeewom'.

      Ok, I have to go now. I have a tree to dispatch......if I could just remember where I put my herring.

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  8. Quite the group KD!
    Will make sure to keep my seat warm during 2018 and onward.

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    1. Agreed! And thanks for your loyal participation.

      (And hopefully your S.O. will assist in keeping your seat warm as well.) ;-)

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    2. With the current temp up here of -30c I hope so too KD!

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    3. -30?!?! Where are you located? You could be writing "Jack London" kinds of stories instead of spanking ones! LOL

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  9. "A princess crown and a special refrigerated compartment for Halo ice cream underneath", I do not think there is a better description for my seat than this! It is perfect! I love this!! Also may I add, how badass that coif looks, Wonder where you got it from....hmmm ;)
    -Ana

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    1. Thank you! I got it from the amazing occupant of the seat you find so perfectly suited for yourself! (But you knew that!) ;-)

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