Put simply: "LOOK BEFORE YOU S(H)IT!"
However, as helpful as the former advice may be, when it comes to "bathroom wisdom" what can possibly compare with R. Crumb's classic (and hysterically thorough) message from back in 1971?
Anyone else out there old enough to remember when this came out?
Recently Red did a post about leaving the toilet seat up. It is a perennial topic among FLR-folks, but as was pointed out, the flipside of saying "look before you sit" can be just as compelling and it seems to me that in a DD household, the determining factor in which approach is best seems to be determined not by logic, but by which spouse is the one who wields the paddle.
Credit to Red from"Consensual Spanking" from whose blog this was borrowed....lifted? stolen? LOL