Lately my mind is plagued with a mish-mash of humorous, serious, and predictive random thoughts about a future where Donald Trump exists.....but is no longer president:
-Will Donald and family be moving from the White House to the “Big House”? With so many suits just waiting for Trump to resume citizen status, I am eager to see just what legal and financial jeopardy this backlog of prosecution will bring. In a year or two, maybe referring to Trump as the "orange man" will take on a whole new meaning?
-Perhaps if the television-obsessed Trump would have an easier time accepting the election results if the White House Press corps just announced that “the Trump Show has not been renewed for another season…...but there is talk for a new series in the works.” I actually do think that Trump may very well look to do a TV show in the very near future in order to stay relevant and make money. This seems so likely I would almost put money on it.
-And speaking of the mindless and their entertainment.....when will his base get bored? I mean it's not like these folks must possess the most generous of attention spans. Maybe someone should consider inventing a new sport/entertainment attraction to offer in place of the Washington Trump Show ......and maybe it could even be something less dangerous....... to distract these people? I think some kind of packed, arena attraction where maskless fans can drink cheap beer, eat pork rinds, wave Dixie flags and chant simple 3 word slogans while watching some race/contest involving drivers of oversized vehicles, armed with Ar-15s, engaged in some sort of staged combat that incorporates white supremacy themes and country music, could be a sensation... and once a vehicle is disabled combat continues in a wrestling bout. In between the nasally-twangy tunes an angry announcer can even bellow conspiracy theories? I think this might be a money-maker while keeping these people all safely in one place where their activities can be easily monitored. Kind of like a WalMart but more organized.
On another morbid, but this time ironic note, I wonder if a dejected Trump, possibly on the verge of a serious conviction, pulls a “Jim Jones” with his followers? Loyalists should get their Kool-Aid and mason jar glasses ready. I mean he let Covid run rampant. He let his own fans freeze. Is a Kool-Aid cocktail that incomprehensible?