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Tuesday, November 17, 2020

A Post-Trump world?

Lately my mind is plagued with a mish-mash of humorous, serious, and predictive random thoughts about a future where Donald Trump exists.....but is no longer president:


"NO! I don't wanna go to jail!!!"


-Will Donald and family be moving from the White House to the “Big House”? With so many suits just waiting for Trump to resume citizen status, I am eager to see just what legal and financial jeopardy this backlog of prosecution will bring. In a year or two, maybe referring to Trump as the "orange man" will take on a whole new meaning?

"Wow, that outfit really goes with your complexion!"





-Perhaps if the television-obsessed Trump would have an easier time accepting the election results if the White House Press corps just announced that “the Trump Show has not been renewed for another season…...but there is talk for a new series in the works.” I actually do think that Trump may very well look to do a TV show in the very near future in order to stay relevant and make money. This seems so likely I would almost put money on it.




-And speaking of the mindless and their entertainment.....when will his base get bored? I mean it's not like these folks must possess the most generous of attention spans. Maybe someone should consider inventing a new sport/entertainment attraction to offer in place of the Washington Trump Show ......and maybe it could even be something less dangerous....... to distract these people? I think some kind of packed, arena attraction where maskless fans can drink cheap beer, eat pork rinds, wave Dixie flags and chant simple 3 word slogans while watching some race/contest involving drivers of oversized vehicles, armed with Ar-15s, engaged in some sort of staged combat that incorporates white supremacy themes and country music, could be a sensation... and once a vehicle is disabled combat continues in a wrestling bout. In between the nasally-twangy tunes an angry announcer can even bellow conspiracy theories? I think this might be a money-maker while keeping these people all safely in one place where their activities can be easily monitored. Kind of like a WalMart but more organized.




On a morbid note, what happens to “Trumplicans”? Will they just go on doing their usual thing in anticipation of a 2024 run? I wonder if Republicans will take an initial wait-and-see attitude towards a post-presidency Trump to see if legal action thwarts any potential 2024 bid. BUT, if it doesn’t, I can see how a conclave of powerful Republican moderates, possibly presidential hopefuls themselves, put a hit out on Donald, with the assassin posing as an Antifa radical. It sounds sick, but if it happens, I would not be the least bit surprised.



On another morbid, but this time ironic note, I wonder if a dejected Trump, possibly on the verge of a serious conviction, pulls a “Jim Jones” with his followers? Loyalists should get their Kool-Aid and mason jar glasses ready. I mean he let Covid run rampant. He let his own fans freeze. Is a Kool-Aid cocktail that incomprehensible?


17 comments:

  1. He sure is trying to kill off his base, one covid infection at a time. Did you notice at his announcement of the vaccine, that his hair was no longer orange, but white on top and dark grey on the sides. He also forgot his fake tan so his face was white too.

    Joe has his work cut out for him, and it won't be easy. I wish him well.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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    1. LOL. actually it does seem his appearance has varied widely over the last few years. It would not have surprised me if he showed up for the press sans pants.

      You are correct. Joe will not have an easy time. But I'm saving my well-wishes for all of us.....the global "us". We will need all the luck providence will allow.

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    2. I definitely noticed the change in hair color. It wasn't subtle at all. For a guy so consumed by vanity, can that even possibly be accidental? I'm really curious about it.

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    3. Dan: Perhaps you should reach out to him on Twitter? I'm sure he'd tell you the truth about it. LOL ;-)

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    4. You're probably right, though I don't have a Twitter account and fully intend to keep it that way!

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    5. I have a Twitter account and I have asked him about it. Oddly, no response. Maybe he has been too busy?

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    6. Shilo: That's great. Good for you! As for busy? Well, that is an interesting notion to ponder.

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  2. At the strike of noon on January 20 2021, the secret service backed up by Seal Team Six needs to hand Trump and Melania and the kids orange jumpsuits and fly them directly to Gitmo. End of story.

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    1. Oh that's great. But please don't leave out Don, Jr., Eric, Ivanka, and Jared. It could be a great example of how compassionate Americans don't split up families. ;-)

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  3. He's definitely "neglecting" his appearance. Could he be depressed? Only time will tell.

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    1. Could "he" be depressed?! That fucker has had ME depressed for 4 years! ;-)

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    2. Yes, I agree that he has brought many people down with his actions.

      His actions are the type that depressed people have. No, I don't feel sorry for him, not one bit, but maybe he is human (and humane) somewhere inside. Being called a "loser" by literally MILLIONS of people has to be hard. I'll be glad to see him go.

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  4. Wow, this is all so funny, but so terribly close to real.
    I can see how his appearance has been let go since he had only left the WH for golf until this vaccine announcement.
    No pants! I have been saying for years that the emperor has no clothes.

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    1. Thanks, Bill.....humor in truth ya know. ;-)

      No shoes, shirt, or facemask and you don't get service. No pants and you get serviced all the time. I think the reason he DOES wear pants is so Lindsay Graham can spend all day in his asscrack without anyone knowing.

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  5. I still like my idea of Trump, his administration, his family and all his supporters being moved to their own planet.
    Called Ignoranus.
    You know, for people who are both stupid AND assholes.

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    1. I don't object to some form of extreme banishment, but it seems like a very costly venture. I think I'd prefer to find an isolated island barely above sea level. I find the irony that their fate would rest on their belief that global warming is a hoax very satisfying. If they're right.....no problem. They can all live like Gilligan and the Skipper, but if they're wrong? >glub-glub-glub<

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