And the "Bettie Page Award" for Best Amateur Nude Model by a Christmas Tree goes to........#2 ......and purported Merry lookalike............Ms. Body Confident!
Congratulations to all of the other entrants who received at least a single vote.....or who scored pretty high in second-choice voting, #s 1, 3, 5, 7, 10, 14, & 16 who all get a "Christmas Gold Star":
To those who got not votes at all? Well there's no recount, no court of appeal, no Electoral College to coerce, it's over .....and you get the "peppermint shaft". LOL