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Friday, January 15, 2021

A revisited Q&A

Back in August of 2016, (yes 2016 ) I assembled a "Q&A of TMI" for our readers here. But "Collected Submissions" was still pretty young and not too many of our current 'regulars' were even there to participate. I was looking back over those old posts recently and decided, "hey, why not run this again now and see what happens?" 

The good news is that it is pretty short.....just 25 questions, though admittedly not everyone is always interested in sharing these kinds of things. But I'm hopeful. The other ostensibly good news is that this is meant to be not just revealing but fun for participants. 

So please. Give this an honest try. Let's have some fun together. Just copy and paste with your answers or just list your answers by number in a comment/reply. Either is fine.


 “25 things you never needed to know about me, that now you do.”


1.About how old were you when you first knew you were kinky?


2.Will you eat something if it falls on the floor?

3.Have you ever kept a personal memento of a lover like their hair or nail clippings…….or other?

4.If you could affordably and safely keep any unusual animal as a pet, what would you choose?



5.If you could tell someone from your past about your lifestyle, who would it be?

6.Who was the absolute worst person you’ve ever known?

7.If you could enact a law, what would it be and what would the penalty be for breaking it?

8.If the only way you could continue to live a kinky lifestyle was to switch to the role opposite of the one you are currently in, would you or could you do it?

9.If you could be part of a TV family would you choose the Partridge family, the Addams family, or the Waltons?

My obvious choice for myself and Rosa.

10.Has anyone besides you or your S.O. ever seen your or your S.O.’s  butt when it was still red from a spanking, and if so, who was it?

11.If you had to dispatch a zombie, other than a gun, what would be your implement of choice?


12.Would you rather fool around with a vampire, alien, or mer-maid/man?


13.Have you ever professed your religious tolerance by saying, “I don’t care what you believe as long as you believe in something.”?

14.In which fictional bar would you prefer to drink: Quark’s Bar, Cheers Pub, Rick’s Café Americain, or the Leaky Cauldron?

For me, the Leaky Cauldron is an obvious hangout.

15. What is your fondest memory involving  a nipple?

Mine. (but she had more clothes on )

16.Confess the most prejudiced or un-PC thing you actually believe to be true.

17.What’s the most desperate thing you’ve ever used to wipe your butt?

18.When you finally die, how would you like to go out? And conversely, what is the worst way to die?

19.What was the strangest way you ever achieved an orgasm?



20.If you could get away with it, who would you most like to bludgeon to death?

21.Can you eat with chopsticks?

22. What sexual experiment of yours ended the most disastrously?


23.If you suddenly went all 1950’s Sci-Fi, would you rather begin to grow or shrink………….and how would you work that into your sex life?



24.Which sounds most like ‘you’: A kaleidoscope……… a. works on principles of physics and optics, b. is a toy you’ll never see these darned modern day kids enjoying, c. is a rainbow in a blender, or d. reminds me of my last acid trip?

25.And finally………. just what is the largest (or strangest) thing you’ve ever had up your ass?

The end.

(If anyone is interested in my answers, feel free to click the "featured post" feature in the right margin [in web mode] or if you always visit in phone mode, just scroll back to August 22,2016 "My Answers")

54 comments:

  1. 1.About how old were you when you first knew you were kinky?
    19 - I got a gift certificate for a local book store from my Aunt and bought my first spanking book - by accident - thought it was a Victorian historical novel LOL - but that was the beginning of a wonderful life style

    2.Will you eat something if it falls on the floor?
    5 second rule right?? so of course I would. (besides my floors are spotless - thanks to my OCD)


    3.Have you ever kept a personal memento of a lover like their hair or nail clippings…….or other?
    ewwwwwwwwww nooooooooo -- GAH!! gross
    though when Sir Steve and I were suffering through a long distance relationship -- he did bring me one of his shirts to sleep with when he wasn't with me.

    4.If you could affordably and safely keep any unusual animal as a pet, what would you choose?
    none - I have enough with the dog.

    5.If you could tell someone from your past about your lifestyle, who would it be?
    Honestly no one - I wasn't all that "in the closet" even back then. though I did keep it secret from my parents and even today wouldn't tell them.

    6.Who was the absolute worst person you’ve ever known?
    A family member who abused me

    7.If you could enact a law, what would it be and what would the penalty be for breaking it?
    any form of child abuse - mental/physical/sexual Life imprisonment - and I do mean LIFE till they die.. .and no parole.


    8.If the only way you could continue to live a kinky lifestyle was to switch to the role opposite of the one you are currently in, would you or could you do it?
    ugh - I would have to give up my lifestyle - I have tried to dominate even top and failed miserably -- never mind the fact it made me feel sick.

    9.If you could be part of a TV family would you choose the Partridge family, the Addams family, or the Waltons?
    Walton family - they seemed a little more real than the other two.

    10.Has anyone besides you or your S.O. ever seen your or your S.O.’s butt when it was still red from a spanking, and if so, who was it?
    well yes - I used to play publicly in Montreal back in the day - so anyone at the club would have seen the beating and the end results.

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  2. Part 2 - cause blogger refused to publish my full answer - too many characters

    11.If you had to dispatch a zombie, other than a gun, what would be your implement of choice?
    a nice big wooden paddle :) I know I can hit the required target with a paddle

    12.Would you rather fool around with a vampire, alien, or mer-maid/man?
    Can I say none of the above?? cause truthfully none of these interest me in the least. IF I had to pick one then I'd say vampire cause I do love to be bitten

    13.Have you ever professed your religious tolerance by saying, “I don’t care what you believe as long as you believe in something.”?
    nope never. I refrain from any form of religious discussion.

    14.In which fictional bar would you prefer to drink: Quark’s Bar, Cheers Pub, Rick’s Café Americain, or the Leaky Cauldron?
    UGH the only one I know is the Cheers Pub - so I guess that has to be my choice.

    15. What is your fondest memory involving a nipple?
    nipple clamps - fondest and most painful - I don't much like having my nipples played with - they're very sensitive ever since breastfeeding my youngest daughter.

    16.Confess the most prejudiced or un-PC thing you actually believe to be true.
    I am fed up with all the PC crap.... I am tired of gender terms and the need to identify every minute variance

    17.What’s the most desperate thing you’ve ever used to wipe your butt?
    kleenix? yeah I know boring.....


    18.When you finally die, how would you like to go out? And conversely, what is the worst way to die?
    I want to die in my sleep - worst way is slowly painfully.

    19.What was the strangest way you ever achieved an orgasm?
    I have always found it strange that I can orgasm from pain... example - when I had my clit hood pierced I was warned by my piercer that it would be the worst pain I had ever felt -- which was true - but I also left a HUGE puddle on the paper sheet I was lying on.

    20.If you could get away with it, who would you most like to bludgeon to death?
    nope - couldn't do it.

    21.Can you eat with chopsticks?
    yes ..so can Sir Steve and we're teaching the lil one to use them as well. Interesting side note - I cook a lot of asian foods as we love them....... and our house is oriental in decorating style.


    22. What sexual experiment of yours ended the most disastrously?
    has to be my attempt at poly - I just couldn't get the bond I need to feel free - tried for about 2 months with a couple I adored! it ended awkwardly..... I am still friendly with her but he makes me uncomfortable for some reason.

    23.If you suddenly went all 1950’s Sci-Fi, would you rather begin to grow or shrink………….and how would you work that into your sex life?
    1950's Sci-Fi - sounds more like Alice in Wonderland (grinning) I would probably want to grow - I would worry about getting stepped on if I went small..... if I was bigger I think being on top would be much easier -- and I do wish I could do on top more easily to please Sir Steve

    24.Which sounds most like ‘you’: A kaleidoscope……… a. works on principles of physics and optics, b. is a toy you’ll never see these darned modern day kids enjoying, c. is a rainbow in a blender, or d. reminds me of my last acid trip?
    probably b - a toy that the kids today would never play with... I'm just a wee bit too old fashioned and too old school for the new age kids.

    25.And finally………. just what is the largest (or strangest) thing you’ve ever had up your ass?
    nothing goes near my ass -- EVER!!!
    Now it's mostly for health reasons...... but it never appealed to me - just seems gross.

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    1. Thank you very much for playing along! And to be honest? I loved learning more about you with your candid and sometimes amusing responses. I hope we get more participants.

      Oh and I am always impressed with people brave enough to try poly. For me it's just not a good idea to even go there. I don't mind playing with others, but to do it the way Merry does would be too difficult for me. And then of course my Rosa would not be into it anyway, so that's one quirk we don't have to deal with. I can see how it may not have worked for you but like I said I give you credit for experimenting.

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  3. when I did the poly thing - I wasn't looking for anything full time - was enjoying living my own life for the first time in many years..... enjoying finding myself again. So a part time relationship seemed to be the right fight for me. AND as they had done poly many times previously I honestly thought it would work - however ........... insecurities raised their ugly heads so it was time to move on........ (it helped that Sir Steve was on the fringes about then - and I wanted to devote time to him and discovering where 'we' would go - if anywhere)

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    1. I see. Interesting. Thanks for your openness.

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  4. gargh. i got to 21 and hit back instead of scrolling to remind myself of the question.

    try again later

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    1. I hate when that happens......and I definitely know it does.

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  5. 1 5 i remember imagining being on a conveyor belt rolling past girls from school who would hit and kick me, spit on me, some times dress me as a baby. lots of finger pointing and laughing

    2. yes

    3 no

    4 hedgehogs are cool

    5 first girlfriend

    6 boss at my first career job

    7 not sure

    8 no. i cant to dom

    9 waltons. would love to be dominated in period costume

    10. girlfriends friends saw me disciplined. my wifes friend see and discipline me

    11 record like shaun of the dead

    12 alien

    13 no

    14 dont drink

    15. first girlfriend. she let me nibble hers

    16 gender equality stuff... men are not equal female led marriage

    17 newspaper for real. nettles in play

    18 in my sleep

    19. wrapped in a thick guage plastic shower curtain with a former gf and friends watching teasing me about why they are watching why i like the plastic feeling

    20 bullies from childhood

    21 no

    22. was tied up in a wardrobe over lunch hour. i got cramp legs she worried the whole hour her sister would hear me. was no where near as fun as the fantasy / planning

    23. shrink. im 6'7" already huge. incorporate into play that its more proof im not big enough to satisfy my wife

    24. principles. i like to think i am a good person

    25. first experience was a wooden spoon handle. it felt huge and weird at the time. today i have a dildo dog tail that is used for play when i have to pretend to be a dog

    phew. done

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    1. Thanks, SS! I loved the Shaun of the dead reference! Definitely can relate to the bullies reply. And I'll bet that dog tail amuses your Top! Thanks for playing.......especially since it glitched on you initially.

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    2. Forgot to add that I find that conveyor thought from your childhood very powerful and reminds me of an an alternate version of some odd fantasies I also had at an early age.

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    3. oooh do share!

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    4. I recall vividly of a very specific fantasy I would secretly partially enact where I would bare my bottom while on my bed and stretch my arms over my head pretending they were bound above me. The odd thing is I had this crush on a certain girl but instead of imagining her as my tormentor, I imagined her secured right next to me whereupon some anonymous adult villains would flog our bottoms in tandem. I would imagine her crying and me trying to bravely soothe her with encouragement and kisses as my butt was whipped along with hers. I think this was around 4th to 6th grade.

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  6. Oh GAWD! You want me to think?!

    Gonna have to wait!

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    1. You made a similar excuse last time, young lady. I have my eye on you! LOL ;-)

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    2. Yeah, but LAST TIME I was recovering from an injury that took A WHOLE YEAR to recover from!

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  7. These are great!

    1.About how old were you when you first knew you were kinky?

    I honestly don't know in terms of "kink." I think I had an interest in sex at an unusually young age. I remember finding a sex book by Xavier Hollander, a Penthouse sex columnist, in my parents' bedroom dresser when I was 8 or 9, and I was fascinated. But, in terms of actual kink, I don't think much that I was into qualified until I was in my mid- to late-30s. Late bloomer I guess. Though, I recall that in college I was attracted to having a bisexual experience, though it never happened.

    2.Will you eat something if it falls on the floor?

    Unless the dogs beat me to it.


    3.Have you ever kept a personal memento of a lover like their hair or nail clippings…….or other?

    Nope.

    4.If you could affordably and safely keep any unusual animal as a pet, what would you choose?

    A bonobo. ;-)

    5.If you could tell someone from your past about your lifestyle, who would it be?

    Hmm. No one really comes to mind, other than perhaps the wife of a friend who had some pretty significant behavior problems. It might have done both her and him good.


    6.Who was the absolute worst person you’ve ever known?

    That's hard. I grew up in some bad neighborhoods. There was one guy who actually became kind of a friend, but he was pretty extreme in terms of some of his bullying. Like holding down a smaller friend of mine and giving him a "titty twister" -- with a pair of pliers!

    7.If you could enact a law, what would it be and what would the penalty be for breaking it?

    Driving too slowly in the left lane. Sentence: run down the highway naked with me swinging a paddle and screaming "Faster, faster!"

    8.If the only way you could continue to live a kinky lifestyle was to switch to the role opposite of the one you are currently in, would you or could you do it?

    I really couldn't. I have a major aversion to inflicting any real pain on a woman.

    9.If you could be part of a TV family would you choose the Partridge family, the Addams family, or the Waltons?

    The Partridge Family, but only if I could be a step-brother so sex with Susan Dey wouldn't technically be incest.

    10.Has anyone besides you or your S.O. ever seen your or your S.O.’s butt when it was still red from a spanking, and if so, who was it?

    No, I don't think anyone has seen it, though I did have one incident in which I forgot about a recent spanking while getting dressed in the gym. It's possible someone saw the markings, but I don't think so.


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    1. 11.If you had to dispatch a zombie, other than a gun, what would be your implement of choice?

      Broadsword. I'm a Lord of the Rings geek.

      12.Would you rather fool around with a vampire, alien, or mer-maid/man?

      Hmm, probably an alien. The Mer-maid doesn't do much for me. I am into vampire themes and literature, but sex with a cold body seems really gross.

      13.Have you ever professed your religious tolerance by saying, “I don’t care what you believe as long as you believe in something.”?

      No. I have my own beliefs but don't care much whether someone else shares mine, has their own or has none. I honestly prefer many honest atheists to hypocritical Christians.

      14.In which fictional bar would you prefer to drink: Quark’s Bar, Cheers Pub, Rick’s Café Americain, or the Leaky Cauldron?

      For people watching and a cool one-time experience, definitely the Leaky Cauldron. But, I feel very at home in places like Cheers.

      15. What is your fondest memory involving a nipple?

      I really have two. Before dating my wife, I don't think I had ever had a girlfriend really play with my nipples. The first time she sucked on them, it was mind-blowing. I also recall one of the first times I succeeded in fondling a girlfriend's nipples. I remember being very surprised that they really did get hard, just like in the Penthouse stories.

      16.Confess the most prejudiced or un-PC thing you actually believe to be true.

      I think some stereotypes have some basis in fact. I have a lot of Irish blood, and I do think we are prone to be poets and drunks. I do think it's foolish to fuck with a Sicilian. I generally agree with Billy Joel that Catholic girls start much too late (at least the ones I dated in high school). I do think most Trump voters from the Deep South were probably products of in-breeding.

      17.What’s the most desperate thing you’ve ever used to wipe your butt?

      Nothing interesting on this one.

      18.When you finally die, how would you like to go out? And conversely, what is the worst way to die?

      I want to die at the age of 100 (or older) at the hands of a jealous husband. Any way of dying is a bad way.

      19.What was the strangest way you ever achieved an orgasm?

      Nothing interesting on this one either.

      20.If you could get away with it, who would you most like to bludgeon to death?

      Don Jr.

      21.Can you eat with chopsticks?

      Barely and very inelegantly.

      22. What sexual experiment of yours ended the most disastrously?

      Wow, I really am boring on the sex questions. Nothing interesting on this one either.
      has to be my attempt at poly - I just couldn't get the bond I

      23.If you suddenly went all 1950’s Sci-Fi, would you rather begin to grow or shrink………….and how would you work that into your sex life?

      It seems like getting really big would really limit the sexual outlets.

      24.Which sounds most like ‘you’: A kaleidoscope……… a. works on principles of physics and optics, b. is a toy you’ll never see these darned modern day kids enjoying, c. is a rainbow in a blender, or d. reminds me of my last acid trip?

      Probably a. I don't have scientific credentials, but I tend to be pretty analytical.

      25.And finally………. just what is the largest (or strangest) thing you’ve ever had up your ass?

      A fairly large dildo. I have always been mesmerized by your ability to take something the size of a soda can.

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    2. I am so glad you took the time to do this because I feel like I've known you a long time and yet several of your answers surprised me. And the bonobo one made me snort! Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

      It is interesting that you also tried poly. I didn't see that one coming at all.

      Thanks for playing!

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    3. Actually, the poly was an editing mistake. To facilitate my comment, I cut and pasted the questions from morningstar and screwed up editing that portion out. This exercise really pointed out how disappointingly pedestrian my sexual life has been. I think the most adventurous thing I've done is sex on a ski gondola.

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    4. LOL - yeah right - blame me!!!

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    5. Okay Dan, you ARE aware that you would need at least 2, possibly 3 Bonobos to keep them happy.

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    6. Dan would have no trouble with more than one bonobo so one could offer their own simian perspective on quantum mechanics, the other on determinism, and possibly the third as the tie-breaker in case of a stalemate. LOL

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  8. Sorry man, I can't do a whole list. But I as about 12 or 13 when I figured it out, I don't mind spanking a woman (she has as much right to feel this way as I do and if we expect a woman to "come around" well...

    50s Sic Fi - Shrink so I could experience being spanked by a large woman

    How to die - out to sea on a burning boat (but croak before I actually catch on fire)

    I'll take the mermaid





    Pet - owl

    Bar - Definitely Quarks - So I could hang out with Jadzea
    Dax for one thing (But not while she was involved with Worf)

    Toy - I'll be a set of Lionel trains - with all the trimmings

    Who I'd tell from the past is my best friend's mom. She knew I was a needy brat and told my mom she wanted to spank me. (Man did I need it too).

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    1. No problem on the abridged response. This was supposed to be fun in addition to being informative, so your replies hopefully were.

      Interesting about the mermaid. I had actually thought more women would resonate with that choice because of "The Shape of Water". (tempt her with eggs LOL)

      I like the owl idea, and would not have figured you as a Star Trek bar person. Cool.

      Thanks for playing!

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    2. Aunt Kay and I did a Star Trek "marathon" We watched all 726 episodes of Star Trek from James Kirk to Discovery. We did them one or two at a time. Man she was such fun to be with.

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    3. I never interacted directly with her but my instincts tell me that your last sentence is indisputable.

      As for Trek-world. I loved the original series, tried the Partrick Stewart one for a bit but lost interest after a while, and never watched any of the subsequent ones. My late brother, however, was a rabid fan of all of it. Star trek tree ornaments, toys, figures, novelty items....everything.

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  9. Well, I reminded Merry.
    Here's mine.
    1. 17, purchased spanko porn on the streets of London

    2. Only if Merry wasn't looking.

    3. No momentos, trophies, souvenirs

    4. Nope, content with the cat and dog.

    5. Nah, no point in looking back.

    6. Merry's oldest son. Took advantage of us for a couple years.

    7. Jaywalking...no warning, progressively increasing jail time for each incident. Jaywalkers are such a nuisance around here.

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    1. Thanks for playing along, Shilo. #2 made me smile. I will respond by section on more answers.

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  10. 8. I think I would quit.

    9. Partridge Family. I've had delusions and daydreams of being a musical talent.

    10. My red butt has been on display at countless BDSM or spanking parties.

    11. A crossbow. I had a crossbow pistol, once. A lotta fun.

    12. A vampire. I can handle the biting. Ask Merry.

    13. De gustibus non est disputandum.

    14. I don't drink. I don't go to bars. I don't drink in bars.

    15. First play date with Merry. She went topless,and displayed the barbell in each nipple piercing.

    16. Orientals are horrible drivers.

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    1. I have a particular love for crossbows as you may know from past posts.....and I have a second one "in the works" that will be addressed again soon as I keep checking 'to do' stuff off my list.

      I took 3 years of Latin in high school and I'm embarrassed to say that I still had to look up #13. Good response.

      #15......sounds pretty cool. I'll leave it at that. LOL

      #16 made me chuckle in appreciation.

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  11. 17. Grass or leaves while out in the boonies, shooting guns with Dad.

    18. I wanna die peacefully in my sleep.
    I have read, the worst way to die is by drowning.Maybe I should ask someone who did.

    19. Used to q-tip to get off, while locked in a chastity cage. Even filmed it.

    20. Couldn't do it. Thou shalt not murder,and all that.

    21. It's been a minute since I tried. Maybe I could "pick it up" again.

    22. Not an experiment, but experience. My first time, 19 years old, hers too, same age. Horrible. Wish I could forget it.

    23. Neither is appealing.

    24. D. My last and only acid trip was pretty bad, but kinda colorful.

    25. An actual real life BBC, sheathed in a condom, attached to the guy that just finished spanking me.

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    1. #19 sounds intense and #25 was unexpected.....but again, kinda cool. Thanks again for taking the time to do this. I like how the answers do flesh out personalities.

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    2. #25 Merry's fist was larger, but this seemed but I figured this was gonna be more "unusual", about me anyway.

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    3. I am glad you mentioned both (as did Merry herself) since both are interesting in their own rights. Now please please please don't take this as me being disrespectful o inappropriate, but.....I personally would love to be fisted by your Honey! Rosa would never allow it though. LOL

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    4. The heart wants what the ass wants, right? I do not mind the sentiment ( I am open to sharing!) And I am confident the Honey doesn't mind, is open to it but I am pretty sure this can be filed under "Aint never gonna happen".

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    5. If you were here and we were "playing" I might consider fisting you, but it's not usually something I do to a non-intimate partner.

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    6. This comment just led to our very first conversation about, just HOW many partners has she fisted.
      I've never been all that curious about her past, as I know it does not matter, but this time I asked.

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    7. Merry: Being considered is nice, especially as Shilo and I both freely admit: this lands squarely in the realm of the ridiculously improbable. It was most just a musing on my part.

      Shilo: Happy to have been a prompt for a what I hope was a good conversation.

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    8. She had to think about it. She may have forgotten a name. She wondered why I asked about it. I referenced the chat herein. It was good.

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  12. In an attempt to get more participation going all round, I'm going to put up my answers on my blog on Tuesday and link the post back here! Thanks for this.

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    1. Thanks, Fondles. I like your idea and hope it works. Also looking forward to seeing your answers!

      (Is it me or has there been an uptick in interactions across several blogs lately? Nice trend if it continues!)

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    2. I've noticed that too. I'm totally going to try and link everything across everywhere to try and get more traffic and conversation going... and KEEP it going!

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    3. https://fondles.blogspot.com/2021/01/stolen-from-kd-q-of-tmi-redux.html

      It's up!

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  13. 1. About how old were you when you first knew you were kinky?
    Around 5 probably. Let’s just say my “explorations” led me to the doctor’s office.

    2. Will you eat something if it falls on the floor?
    It depends on what it is, and which floor. I usually allow Donna to take the honors.

    3. Have you ever kept a personal memento of a lover like their hair or nail clippings…….or other?
    I have, but it was MANY years ago (over 40)

    4. If you could affordably and safely keep any unusual animal as a pet, what would you choose?
    A dragon, like a fire breathing one.

    5. If you could tell someone from your past about your lifestyle, who would it be?
    I honestly don’t know.

    6. Who was the absolute worst person you’ve ever known?
    Now this isn’t the type of question you (or anyone else) should ask me. I’m WAY too forgiving, and it’s something I struggle with, because I try to see things from their aspect. My younger half-sister, K, because she took advantage of a situation involving my adult Child #4, who is disabled and was too afraid of telling me. She lied and manipulated her way into caring for him. She’s probably the only person I could think of, and let me tell you, I’ve been victimized more times than I care to remember.

    7. If you could enact a law, what would it be and what would the penalty be for breaking it?
    The problem is, there ARE laws, but they aren’t enforced. A death penalty using Scaphism would be best

    8. If the only way you could continue to live a kinky lifestyle was to switch to the role opposite of the one you are currently in, would you or could you do it?
    I could, I would, and I have. Being a Sadomasochist has its advantages

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    1. 9. If you could be part of a TV family would you choose the Partridge family, the Addams family, or the Waltons?
      Definitely the Addams family. At least they show the kinky lifestyle in a good light.

      10. Has anyone besides you or your S.O. ever seen your or your S.O.’s butt when it was still red from a spanking, and if so, who was it?
      Let’s just say plenty, and I couldn’t possibly name them all.

      11. If you had to dispatch a zombie, other than a gun, what would be your implement of choice?
      A chainsaw!

      12. Would you rather fool around with a vampire, alien, or mer-maid/man?
      A vampire. You only get the top part of a merperson, and space aliens seem frightening.

      13. Have you ever professed your religious tolerance by saying, “I don’t care what you believe as long as you believe in something.”?
      I have in the past. Now I’m more likely to NOT want to know about someone’s religion or non-religion. I have some very moral satanists as acquaintances, and if they can put up with me, I can put up with them.

      14. In which fictional bar would you prefer to drink: Quark’s Bar, Cheers Pub, Rick’s Café Americain, or the Leaky Cauldron?
      As you know, I’m a teetotaler, so probably Cheers. Because I like to go places where I’m known and I can just relax.

      15. What is your fondest memory involving a nipple?
      I can’t name just one. Let’s just say my nipples bring me great joy. There was this foursome many years ago...

      16. Confess the most prejudiced or un-PC thing you actually believe to be true.
      “Ghetto attitude” is real, and it has NOTHING to do with the color of your skin.

      17. What’s the most desperate thing you’ve ever used to wipe your butt?
      My bare hands. I’m a compulsive hand washer, and I mean there was NOTHING around!

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    2. Thanks for playing dear! Great answers too! I see we are the only Addams Family choosers. Cool. I can relate to #16 and agree that it is something that is not color-based.

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  14. 18. When you finally die, how would you like to go out? And conversely, what is the worst way to die?
    Ideally surrounded by the people I love in my sleep. The worst way would be any form of suffocation or pain.

    19. What was the strangest way you ever achieved an orgasm?
    Hearing a song. Not gonna provide context.

    20. If you could get away with it, who would you most like to bludgeon to death?
    Never been that angry at someone.

    21. Can you eat with chopsticks?
    Yes

    22. What sexual experiment of yours ended the most disastrously?
    Can’t think of one. There was this one time I was fisting Shilo in a dungeon, and an observer got too close so I had to break the scene and tell them to move back. Fortunately, Shilo was so deep in subspace he never noticed.

    23. If you suddenly went all 1950’s Sci-Fi, would you rather begin to grow or shrink………….and how would you work that into your sex life?
    Probably shrink. Penetration isn’t important to me, but the idea that one person could hit ALL my spots at once would be mind-blowing.

    24. Which sounds most like ‘you’: A kaleidoscope……… a. works on principles of physics and optics, b. is a toy you’ll never see these darned modern day kids enjoying, c. is a rainbow in a blender, or d. reminds me of my last acid trip?
    Definitely B and C. I’ve never tried acid.

    25. And finally………. just what is the largest (or strangest) thing you’ve ever had up your ass?
    Some sort of vibrator probably. My rectum is off-limits.

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    1. A song-inducing orgasm sounds very intriguing. I had not thought of shrinking as enabling what you described. Very interesting and original use for the phenomenon......and so "Toppy"!

      Thanks again for taking your time to do this. Very enlightening!

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    2. It was my pleasure.

      Also, in #7, I never mentioned the crime(s) Abuse or mistreatment of a child or disabled adult, rape, and neglect of any person, any age of any kind. Anyone who purposely traumatizes another.

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    3. I see. You are correct in that those are already laws that are unfortunately not enforced to the degree they warrant.

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  15. 1. About how old were you when you first knew you were kinky?
    About age 7, started to fantasize my second grade teacher paddled me (she never did, but paddled lots of others
    2. Will you eat something if it falls on the floor?
    It depends
    3. Have you ever kept a personal memento of a lover like their hair or nail clippings……or other?
    no physical mementos
    4. If you could affordably and safely keep any unusual animal as a pet, what would you choose?
    A parrot or possibly a monkey
    5. If you could tell someone about your lifestyle, who ?
    Probably a long ago girlfriend who would be both amused and aroused by it.
    6. Who was the absolute worst person you’ve ever known?
    Trump
    7. If you could enact a law, what would it be?
    I would abolish laws granting police immunity for criminal behavior
    8. If the only way you could continue to live a kinky lifestyle was to switch to the role opposite of the one you are currently in, could you do it?
    Yes, in a consensual relationship with a partner who wanted and needed that relationship.
    9. If you could be part of a TV family would you choose Partridge Addams or the Waltons?
    NO!
    10. Has anyone besides your S.O. ever seen your butt when it was still red from a spanking?
    My wife’s sister several times and possible a former girlfriends beast friend once.
    11. If you had to dispatch a zombie, what would be your implement of choice?
    There are no zombies although we may be getting our first political zombie soon oozing out of the Florida swamps. But he has already dispatched himself.
    12. Would you rather fool around with a vampire, alien, or mermaid?
    Most female vampires have good wardrobes, so probably a vampire
    13. Have you ever professed your religious tolerance by saying, “I don’t care what you believe as long as you believe in something.”?
    Not that I remember and if I did I regret it.
    14. In which fictional bar would you prefer to drink: Quark’s Cheers Rick’s or the Leaky Cauldron?
    Rick’s if Ingrid Bergman was expected
    15. What is your fondest memory involving a nipple?
    Discovering how much I enjoyed kissing them even as the women who owned them dissolved into orgasmic ecstasy.
    16. Confess the most un-PC thing you actually believe .
    There are some self –destructive dysfunctional forces in black culture – which is similar to the position Bill Cosby took –and we know where he currently resides
    17. What’s the most desperate thing you’ve ever used to wipe your butt?
    A handful of dried leaves
    18. When you finally die, how would you like to go out? And conversely, what is the worst way to die?
    A. Falling to sleep overnight would be best. B Any long prolonged death is the “worst way”
    19. What was the strangest way you ever achieved an orgasm?
    Maybe the couple of times I spontaneously ejaculated talking to a former girlfriend (about spanking) but without touching myself or her touching me.
    20. If you could get away with it, who would you most like to bludgeon to death?
    I really can’t imagine killing anyone in real life but a fantasy bludgeon or two works .
    21. Can you eat with chopsticks?
    Pretend, yes, actually, no
    22. What sexual experiment of yours ended the most disastrously?
    The first time a former gf tried pegging. She was more enthusiastic about it than I was but neither of us knew what we were doing
    23. If you suddenly went all 1950’s Sci-Fi, would you rather begin to grow or shrink………….and how would you work that into your sex life?
    How about none of the above? Growing presents problems since I end up with shorter or average height women –and women often discount shorter men.
    24. Which sounds most like ‘you’: A kaleidoscope……… a. works on principles of physics and optics, b. is a toy you’ll never see these darned modern day kids enjoying, c. is a rainbow in a blender, d. reminds me of my last acid trip?
    A
    25. Just what is the largest (or strangest) thing you’ve ever had up your ass?
    Definitely my wife’s rubber phallus she uses for pegging when really into it.
    ALAN

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    1. Thanks for joining in, Alan. Your zombie reply was unexpected. And I love your rationale for Rick's. In my opinion Bergman was the most beautiful actress in Hollywood.....ever! Spontaneous ejaculation? And here I thought I was the only one. But for me it takes more than conversation.....it takes Rosa's butt! LOL Thanks again for playing!

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