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Wednesday, May 4, 2016


Oh, so she's a whore trying to get money to replace her broken air conditioner?

I hate captioned pictures with supposed "sexy" messages super-imposed on them. I don't mind a funny caption, but I'm disgusted at the plethora of captioned images you see everywhere now......... with little supposed quotes and descriptions that attempt to turn fairly vanilla porn into some titillating kink-fodder.

Some are absurd. Some are unintentionally funny. Many are misspelled. But nearly all of them just reek of desperation. One I saw recently could be the poster for kink-captioned irony:
Really? THIS emblazoned on some vanilla stock photo? Maybe if the author used a personal photo of their own radical kink-fest with this caption, I'd have an easier time swallowing it. Anyway, I hate these things. So, I will be incorporating a new feature here on Collected Submissions: the captioned caption. Periodically I will glean some captioned photo from the Internet and add my own caption to it. 


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    1. There are many out there with far worse errors in grammar than that. LOL. Stay tuned.

    2. Crimson Kid (C.K.)May 18, 2016 at 6:19 PM

      No, I think "and" is what was meant, although of course it makes "other people" an unnecessary expression, since they presumably would be part of "the world," after all.

      I do agree with the point that a scantily-attired pretty young woman hardly suggests any kinky or otherwise unusual fantasies--it's a straight 'vanilla' appeal.

      As for the first captioned photograph, there are some submissive males who become erotically excited by being cuckolded, not to mention economically exploited by women who treat them contemptuously.

      Personally, I'm expecting full marital fidelity from that long-time wife who's periodically paddling my bare behind... --C.K.

    3. Oh, I get the appeal for some on cuckolding ............but certain images prompt a sarcastic response in me. (I just can't resist.)

  2. Crimson Kid (C.K.)May 19, 2016 at 7:15 PM

    If it's a photo of a pretty woman at least looking severe, or crooking a finger at the viewer, or better both, I can 'stretch my imagination' to accept a caption like "Take those pants down, young man, you're going over my lap for a good spanking."

    If she's seated and holding a hairbrush or OTK-sized paddle, that's obviously much more credible. Standing while holding a larger paddle, cane, strap, switch or crop also works, if the final part of her instruction is modified to something like "'re bending over for a good ass-thrashing." (However, a woman holding a long implement but referring to an over-her-lap punitive session, that obviously doesn't seem very convincing.)

    I enjoy reading captioned F/M spanking-oriented photographs, but only if they strike me as being at least somewhat credible... --C.K.

    1. I won't deny you your fun, C.K., but I hate them all........unless they're funny.