It makes one wonder, 'is she being spanked for masturbation or poor spelling?'
I can't even recall how often I've seen this simple word,which everyone seems to have no problem knowing how to DO, misspelled. (Maybe too many people still think of the old joke rampant in grammar schools of "Master Bates" to correctly spell the actual word.) Whatever the reason.................please, stop! (not masturbating, you can do that as often as you like ......or are allowed). No, I mean the misspelling. Enough already, world! Literacy is as least as important as personal self-gratification. And come on people, this is 2016! Even if you haven't got a brain.............you do have "spell-check".
I'm trying to be kind here, but if after I post this I continue to see this word presented as "masterbate", I'm going to be forced to point out the error. (possibly not kindly) I'm even trying to think of an appropriate penalty for spelling the word incorrectly, but most of the ones I've come up with violate the 8th Amendment.
So have some pride. Have some dignity. Have a modicum of intelligence. You can jerk-off without being one. So stop masterbating and start masturbating the way nature and the English language intended!