( A taste of Bangalore )
What can you say about a place whose very name sounds like an orgy ( Bang- galore )? It must be heaven on earth, right? Well here are some images of Bangalore that contradict the plethora of modern, uptown high-rises seen on the travel promotions (click here for more on Bangalore slums):
( Lovely, right? Who wouldn't want to vacation here? )
( For the right price you can even get a waterfront view!)
But forget the scenery..... what of these "women of Bangalore"? Let's take a look:
( Sure it's a trip halfway around the world......but look what awaits you......for the right price!)
I'm pretty open to various body styles and even ethnicities, but I think even if had been locked up for a year, I would have difficulty with this. But let's keep looking.
( OK, That's a little better. She must be the "high end"? If I had an armpit hair fetish she 'd be my go-to girl. .................Are there no razors in Bangalore? )
( Oh my god, I guess not! )
( Well there may not be a lot of food or opportunity for the poor of Bangalore......but there's certainly no shortage of pubic hair!)
Which brings me to another point. While I might be disinclined to touch these women, the better off citizens of Bangalore have their own issues with "Untouchables" (and I don't mean the agents led by Elliot Ness). The way some people treat other human beings from their own country is criminal......and it technically is since "Untouchablility" was publicly outlawed years ago. However, the practice continues because the Hindu religion more or less advocates it. ( For more on Untouchables ---warning, this may upset you. It definitely upset me and there are more articles if you keep looking.)
So stop flaunting the slick lit cities and the bounty of escorts awaiting me as a tourist and look to your own! Employ your 'escorts' in jobs that eliminate slums like the ones shown. If I want a woman to attend to me, I want one who is hungry for ME .......not a meal.
In conclusion, dear readers keep in mind this post is meant as a sort of sarcastic retaliation to the "Bangalore Escort Blogger Invasion of 2017". There are certainly plenty of attractive ladies in India, and some are downright beautiful.......but I don't like the whole concept of "escorts" in general, and particularly in places where being an escort is an opportunity to not starve rather than a genuine career choice.
"Will flash for food"
And given the way women are treated in India, I can only imagine the harsh reality of what it must mean to be an 'escort' in Bangalore. I have no wish to support such exploitation no matter how much it is washed, shaved, and made up. And I don't like spammers and trolls that invade my blog and those of my online friends to promote something as absurd as "Escorts in Bangalore". (How many of the people here do you really think will be visiting Bangalore anytime soon? If I want to immerse myself in Indian culture and enjoy the bazaars, cash&carries, and delicious food [ Lamb Rogan Josh anyone?] I only have to travel 10 minutes to Green St. & Oak Tree Rd. in Iselin instead of 7904 miles to India. )
So "Escorts in Bangalore/Ramya Reddy", listen up: I HAVE NO WISH TO VISIT BANGALORE, AND IF I DID, THE LAST THING I'D WANT TO PARTAKE OF IS ONE OF YOUR ESCORTS......NO MATTER HOW "HIGH END" THEY MAY BE! Am I clear?