It's too bad my ponds don't have any frogs around this year.
Anyway, even though I have a reputation for hating captions, that's not really true. (In fact I contribute to Hermione's weekly caption post almost every week) No, I just hate forced "everything has to be about kink" captions when a simpler and funnier one would be much more entertaining. So, if anyone would like to take a shot at our princess and frog, by all means show us what you got! Here's my contribution to start things off:
Princess: "You are cute and all...... but I just don't know."
Frog: "That's the trouble with being a frog. I can be 100% STD-free and you people still think they're going to get warts."
Princess: "Kiss you, I don't think so"
Frog: "Come on babe, what have you got to lose. You know what they say, once you go frog, you'll read about it on everyone's blog
"PRINCESS: So thrilled to meeteth thou King Frog! What a large staff thou hast! How much dost 't groweth?
FROG: Nearly as long and thick as a log, mine princess, and thou shalt squeal in delight at its strength!