I was going to write a post today ragging on the hypocrisy of "Merry Christmas" retailers who only play crap like "Santa Baby" and "Baby, It's Cold Outside" on their in-store music, until I saw Fondles' post on the 'Reindeer Boob'! (Thanks, Fondles!)
If 'rock beats scissors' then 'boob beats rock' (as in "Jingle Bell_______"). So for the sick, the tired, the winter-weary, the guys dragged from one mall to the next, I offer you this bit of Christmas Joy. I offer you............the Reindeer Boob......in all its diversity and glory:
Lovely! That is one healthy reindeer.
This is like 'the reindeer next door'.
Ah, to be admired!
A low budget version that I like all the more for the likelihood of that paper nose falling off.
ooooh, so cute, I just want pinch his nose!
I just hope once this photo leaked out, she wasn't a "Re-Gretta"
I feel like I'm up for some "reindeer games".
"Honey, you don't need to point........we're already looking."
Can you imagine if that buxom lady on the left was also sporting a decorated cut-out? Hers would be like a "Christmas Elk"!
A "Santa-reindeer Hybrid"? Weird. (But honey, you're forgiven).
And in conclusion......the only thing better than one Reindeer Boob, is TWO......especially when not on the same person!
"OK, ladies, you can get rid of those silly noses now.
You can leave the ones on your faces if you'd like though."