Since I really wanted to have some fun mimicking the types of captions I always see, I'm offering captions that hopefully have that desperate aroma of "I'm-so-obsessed-with-spanking-that-my-mind-sees-everything-as-a-vehicle-for-my-fantasies" with just a hint of "KDPierre"-flavored sarcasm. Below each image are the offerings from my creative readers. Enjoy!
Dan: "Victory! Victory! Pat said she would spank me to clear the air on that whole Watergate thing. Now it will all just be water under the bridge."
Merry: "No more spankings for me!"
DownunderDon: "tricky dicky, a man very much in need of a very good spanking"
Dan: "I look so uncomfortable sitting on this slab of stone, because four score and seven swats ago . . ."
Merry: "Get up on my lap already!"
Dan: "I sooooo should fucking spank him for moving us to Oklahoma."
Merry: "He is getting such a beating when he gets home!"
Dan: "I'm rethinking this whole non-violence things. What these Crackers need is wives with paddles."
Merry: "I have a dream that ALL men are deserving of spankings!"
Dan: "You know nuns make the best disciplinarians."
Merry: "Eat every bit of your dinner, or I shall spank you!"
Dan: "We are not punished for our anger. We are punished by our anger."
Merry: "See how I’m smiling? It’s because my ass is red."
Merry: ONE CHERUB TO THE OTHER: See what happened to Him? We better behave!