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Saturday, June 23, 2018

Kinky Jackass


This post is going to be very different from anything my readers have seen before on Collected Submissions and it is quite probable it is not going to be of interest to everyone …..or even most who visit here. But given the nature of this blog, I would be surprised to learn that NO ONE out there would find this intriguing. And I am looking for something fresh and exciting to revitalize my kinky nature.

Lately I have posted a lot of self-revelation, from personal reminiscences to revealing images. None were meant to sound self-aggrandizing, rather the opposite, they were all meant to be a little tongue-in-cheek, and even a little humbling. None were intended to be brazen, boastful flashes of me in any state of glorious pride. Most recently they were me spanked hard, me in a post-tease state of frustration, and splayed with a glass butt plug…..hardly fodder for braggadocio. 

People who know me have come to be amused by my propensity for imperiling myself for the amusement of others……(maybe I should sue “Jackass” for stealing my schtick, LOL) I have been like this since college…...always the first to do the craziest dares. The thing is though, after a while the line has to keep moving further and further for the dare aspect to work.




In my life I have know a handful of people who have successfully managed on a handful of occasions, to challenge me with something that, while doable, turned out to be much more embarrassing in the moment than when I boldly and confidently agreed to it.  I remember each of those times vividly and fondly.

So what I am going to do is offer a broad challenge of sorts. I am going to take suggestions from those who feel like they might have something to suggest that they’d find amusing to see that would be personally embarrassing for me. And to sort of give an idea of what my range might be I am going to put two pretty embarrassing ideas on the table that I WILL do if anyone leaves a comment, “yeah, KD, DO that! I’ll laugh my ass off.” And even though I’m suggesting them, these are things that I would not just do without some sort of public push. Regular commenting rules apply: you have to let us know who you are even if it's a pseudonym.

One offer is that I would be willing, though predictably mortified, to post a set of two selfies, one from the front and one from the rear, showing myself impaled by our largest plug (that we call the “Squid”) and the other publicly showing what I once wrote about in a story called “The Mushroom Effect” which is the utter shriveled defeat of my manhood that occurs when I am anally impaled by a large intruder.  If anyone wants to see this admittedly comical miniaturization of the modest amount I have to begin with, now’s your chance to say so.

The second is sort of along those same lines but focuses more on the rear. I will also offer to post a series of at least three “butt shots” as a blatant public display of anal defeat by showing a “before”, “during”, and “after” image of my most private of places when impaled by the Squid.  

So those are two of my own ideas. They are open to your approval to start things off, but they are mainly meant to serve as a guide for the type of things that are possible for your own ideas. And it is these outside ideas…..these “things” that I personally would not have come up with on my own…..that  I am most interested in. So surprise me. Shock me. Challenge me with you most devilish dares. And if it is not illegal, absurdly dangerous, have some stupid long term consequence (i.e. write on body with permanent marker) or physically impossible for me to do, I will give them all an honest try. The main idea is that they be somehow very humbling, and while there can certainly be an element of discomfort as well…….pain is not the primary goal. I can think of plenty of things that are frighteningly painful on my own. Also, please make your dare specific to me. While my Rosa is a good sport and might indulge some ideas, I cannot speak for her unequivocal cooperation. If you do have an idea that requires her involvement, you can ask, but as I said I cannot guarantee those will happen to the degree that I am willing to honor solo requests. I do reserve the right to refuse any dare that does not fulfill the parameters stated but to keep myself honest I will let Ana weigh in on any suggestion I don’t wish to do. If she feels I am dismissing a legitimate dare simply because it’s too embarrassing, she can comment to that effect and I agree to abide by her ruling. (you can’t get any more fair than that!)

Now this is not going to be a regular feature or new direction for this blog. The usual types of posts will continue to appear even as the occasional challenge is met and posted. This is more of a public experiment. We could just say that if March is the official month for readers to ask blog hosts “questions”, let’s let the upcoming month of July be for issuing and taking on dares and challenges. If this resonates with people and generates some cool ideas, maybe next time I’ll run a similar challenge with different parameters?

13 comments:

  1. Would you put up a video of some self spanking? I read today about how humbling an experience that could be for some. I myself will probably be mortified if BIKSS had me do it, but it might be something you could share with the world :)

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    1. Hmmmmm, that's a good one! And while I don't want to put words in Ana's mouth, I think if I tried to refuse this one she'd most probably override me. So let me think on some things related to honoring this and stay tuned.

      (True, funny thing: I was just about to hit "publish" on this response to you when Ana just happened to pass by. I showed her your request and my comment about her probably not letting me refuse this one and she said I was right. LOL)

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  2. Here's one: July is National Ice Cream Month in the US, and my birthday, Friday, July 13, is National French Fries day. I will be 57. Go outside, turn your crotch into an ice cream sundae with 57 french fries sticking up like they were 57 candles. Hold up a sign saying Happy 57th Birthday Merry! and take a picture. You must use at least 1/2 a gallon of ice cream.

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    1. Hmmmm. Okay. Admittedly unexpected but doable....though some logistics will need to be solved. Stay tuned.

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    2. Now tell me... WHY would I ask for something expected?

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  3. How about Ana has a party for 6-8 of her closest friends with you as their waiter wearing nothing but a cock cage and a large butt plug. You will serve them food and drink and accept their punishment for sub standard service. Of course Ana has the final say.

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    1. Ana and I play along a lot of edges.....but we tread those lines with mutual respect for boundaries. While your suggestion would make for a great story, I tend to think it is a bit 'out there'....even for us. LOL

      (Of course Ana CAN override me on this if she likes this idea......but I don't think that is going to happen. Good try though!)

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    2. Would be a very humbling experience don't you think.

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    3. @Joe
      Understood that ImI just a random Dominant woman, but your suggestion has me wondering if you've been watching too much porn.

      I'd venture to say that our Host, much like my Shilo, is rarely humiliated at all.

      Yes, Ana is an adult, but forcing your kink on the Vanillas is bad practice. I'm not calling her vanilla, ImI just suggesting that your idea goes over the line.

      Ana, KD, please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

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    4. Thank you for your input, Merry. I showed your response to Ana who has been very busy with work and has not had a chance to catch up on comments and she liked what you wrote.

      As for me? While I think Joe's suggestion is a bit out there for our situation, I am thinking he meant well and was just being a little over-enthusiastic. It happens. So I don't feel the need to drag out the rubber chicken for a smack-down. LOL

      To answer the humiliation question for you both: if I was to be completely honest, knowing who Ana's likely friend choices would be, even I....brave, kinky me.....would admit to being embarrassed in such a scenario.

      I have written fictional stories that dance around the issues he mentioned, the latest being "Milgram", but some things are better left to playful fiction.....even though the idea can seem appealing given certain moods.

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