"Mr. President, don't listen to McConnell! You know in your heart you are right about everything. Don't hide that insight. Share it. Tweet it. Speak it. SHOUT it! The midterms are only about a month away, so why stay silent on things that matter? Let it out! Let it ALL out! Let the world know what you think. Show them your brilliance. There are people solidly in your corner just as there are those who vehemently oppose you. No one can change them. But think of all those swing voters! The moderates and independents....the people who are still on the fence. And the women! Don't forget the women, ( you know those people shaped differently than men that you like to grab by the pussy? Them. ) Tell them all what you believe. They are the ones you need to convince. So again, PLEASE....
"And Sessions? Rosenstein? Mueller? Don't listen to those telling you to wait to get rid of them. Wait for what? You want them out. We know you do, and you are always right, so go for it! Fire them! Hell, why not threaten them with prison for opposing you? You know you want to. You're the president! You won big. Bigger than anyone ever in the history of the world and possibly the universe. Don't be hemmed in by weaklings. Trust your gut."
"And the press? Fake news is ruining you. Shut them down. Imprison any reporter who does not work for FOX News. You know you want to. What are you waiting for? Show the world who you are! True stable genius can't be reined in by a Mitch McConnell. So be true to you and convince those undecided voters of exactly what they need to do in November. Just be yourself and they'll know just what to do!"