Happy Valentine's Day to all of you out there with "stinging tails"....and those who provide the "sting"!
Betcha can't guess the two words that fuck us all of the time.
On a day best known for the "three most important words in the English language: 'I LOVE YOU' ", my other thought for today is a bit of discussion about a common two-word phrase we hear more and more often that is completely offensive. I've noticed that the older I get, the less I mind "fuck you" and the more I loathe: "please wait".
It seems that the more of a hurry I am in, the less of a hurry is everyone...and everything else in! I've never been a patient person and age has not imparted any additional patience, because as I get older the less time I feel I have left to get everything done that I want to accomplish.....and I have no tolerance for indolence.
The dangerous aspect of this issue for me is that impatience is a punishable offense around here and my fidgety, crotchety annoyance with waiting has, and does, often put me in a position where the only thing I have to worry about waiting for is the next stinging smack. ;-) So, I do try to be careful.......BUT.....ARGH! Why can't everyone just move along at a reasonable clip?
But besides lethargic people, the WORST is when some electronic device tells you to "please wait"! You can't even yell at the fucking thing! ( Well I suppose you can......but it's not going to hear me. Unless it's Alexa....and so far she hasn't learned how to recommend a spanking.)
Anyway, that's my position. If any of you out there wish to recommend that I strive for personal change and just learn to accept life at a slower pace, fair enough. I'll eventually try................please wait.