So, needless to say, my mind has been on this eventuality. And frankly? I'm looking forward to it. I am in that frame of mind where I just want to be summoned and spanked. I don't want to have to ask or provoke. In fact we already have a genuine (and overdue) offense hanging about. So now it's just down to the punishment.
I'm not crazy about the rustic flavor here, but the expressions are exactly where I'm at.
When I get back, I'm thinking of doing a post elaborating more fully on the odd appeal of being summoned by someone with: a good reason, a determined mindset, and just enough lingering upset to ensure a bottom roasted a bit more fully than one is prepared for.