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Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Me as model

This is one of those posts that came out of a plethora of little coincidental instigations. As I mentioned in a previous post, this October I will be posting a Halloween surprise, but I was pretty vague as to what it was. Today I'm going to go into more explanation, not just of the nature of the surprise but how it fits in with me, others, and being a kind of twisted "big kid". 

First, let me explain what I'll be posting. Back in 2017 I posted a posed post-Halloween shot that popped into my head as I was taking down my decorations. In it I fabricated a story where my 'decorations' were giving me a hard time about having to go back into storage and so, as their "master" I had to send them a clear, "Godfather-like warning" to behave.

Any fan of the 1972 movie will get the joke.

Soon after this shot, I got the idea that in a battle of wills between the spooky world and submissive old me, it would be a clear win for the ghouls. So I made the following shot as their warning to ME to not presume too much authority, and certainly not to abuse animals in the making of my images. (I will put the actual post as the "Featured Post" so new visitors can read it.)

What made this very interesting for me was putting myself in an embarrassing, non-heroic, and humbling position.....and then putting it out there for all my readers to see. I do not consider myself anything special to look at, and I certainly can't show off any endowments that would make me the envy of anyone. Add to this that after several failed attempts to get this pose to work, (with me using a timer and having to scramble into position, having the skeleton tip over and all other sorts of  comical mishaps) I had to seek the assistance of my Monster, Ana, who was home at the time. But she was quite amused and willing to help out with certain aspects delicately addressed. (I used my phone to text her when I was in position so that all she'd see is my butt.......which she as regular visitor here was plenty used to. LOL)

This year, having extended privacy right as I was setting up Halloween, and being in a certain 'mood', I got the idea to take this Halloween interactive notion to a more extreme degree. And so, using just my imagination, some props, and my cell phone with timer (I had no assistants available this time around) I created a follow-up tale of torture, submission, and some dry, self-effacing humor that I hope entertains. The piece is long enough to require being posted in probably at least 4 installments leading up to Halloween itself.

Then, not long after making this story, I was treated to some visual goodies made by a fellow blogger I recently discovered and whose blog I have now linked in my margin: Marie Rebelle, and her "Rebel's Notes". Marie and her husband have taken a lot of photos and some employ this same idea of using props as humorous though sexy enhancements. I could not help but chuckle at the timing of this discovery. I love when people do this and have several images in my private collection of people doing this which I will feature in some upcoming posts.

But, back to how this pertains to me. I suppose if I'm honest I know two things about myself: I am clearly an exhibitionist, BUT I also am realistic enough to know that nothing I can possibly show will ever come across as tantalizing, sexy, or flattering. So, how does someone like me deal with these two fact? Like I always have.................with humor. 

A couple of years ago I hosted "Jackass July" and another time I made a dare/bet with my Monster where I agreed to post on my blog any pose she chose with whatever caption she wanted to accompany it. The result was this, which I have shown before and is far more mischievous than one might initially think: 


Ana's quote is a bit cryptic unless one knows what this shot was  REALLY about. The caption leads one to believe that it is just about not having bulging muscles, six-pack abs, and a 10" schlong but actually this timed selfie photo depicts me after a long self-tease, where literally one more touch would have certainly triggered an O.....for which I had no such permission. So that's me in that, 'couldn't be more frustrated than this' state, and the caption REALLY means: No matter what you may look like or feel like, it's probably likely that you are having way more orgasms than frustrated old me. Humor at my expense both IN appearance and in situation. 

What made this funny for Ana and me, is that I have used HER image far more times than she took advantage of mine, mostly with her different series of foot photos, including Halloween ones. And yet she is never the embarrassed butt of a joke like I am. Her foot poses have elicited many compliments from admirers, whereas her dare to me just flagrantly advertises to the world what a perpetually-frustrated and controlled little sub I am. And those feet? Here's one shot, there are many more if you scroll back to prior years:

Yes, there are still props in play. Yes there is some humor here, BUT ultimately Ana's feet are pretty enough to still have that appealing aspect that my shot lacks. It's like the difference between going to a Halloween party as a sexy nurse in a mini-skirt with a comically-oversized syringe and going as the ass-end of a horse.

And I suppose that's just working with what you've got. Brad Pitt is a big star with a lot of money, but so is Danny DeVito......though neither would ever be cast for roles more appropriate for the other. I am OK with being the kinky 'Danny DeVito' then. Visitors here have probably seen every square inch of me at one time or another just like I've seen DeVito naked from behind in "Big Fish" which gets a much different reaction from women I'm sure than a similar scene with Pitt. I doubt anyone here can name a shot that hasn't shown me in some humbled state. I've routinely exhibited my beaten bottom, my penis when shriveled from shame or the effects of a big butt plug. Hell you've seen me wearing those butt plugs too! I've been teased and denied, caged and locked, you name it.

This October you'll all get to see more, told in a cohesive narrative, and hopefully amusing enough to offset my lack of physical appeal. Yeah......technically in my own self-published realm, I AM a model......but one who can never be accused of being standard 'model material'. And that's just fine. 











10 comments:

  1. I was wondering about the skeleton tipping over. THat was a cute pic tho! Looking forward to the photos. (ALtho please accept my apologies in advance if i don't get to your blog to see them as promptly as id like.)

    Off to deal with hospital phone calls now. Hope it's just good updates!

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    1. Thanks. This current illustrated story is going to be a mix of things, of which I hope all amuse.

      See you when you're free! Good luck.

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    1. Thanks. I really hope you enjoy the upcoming feature.

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  3. Finally, communications reconnected :)

    Prefectdt

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    1. OK, so this time, because of your comment and others, I DID turn on http/https redirect to see if maybe that was the issue. If that made a difference then I'm glad. I have no freaking clue what it even means though.

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    2. Me neither. But my sense of victory was tainted by having a comment bounced from My Bottom Smarts. I only wanted to wish Bonnie a Happy Birthday :(

      Prefectdt

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    3. Well, let's consider this: if it never happens here again, please tell me. And also if it does. The first situation will mean we know what the issue is and we can advise bloggers to hit that toggle for https redirect. If it continues, the we are back where we started.

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  4. I think the skeleton spanking photo is delightful. *grin*

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    1. Thank you. Without Ana around, I had to resort to a different approach this time......although what would be the point of such a feature if there wasn't at least one spanking in it? ;-)

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