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Sunday, October 3, 2021

Rummikub


Nowhere in the official rules for Rummikub, is there a provision for a losing player to be spanked by the winner according to their score. But this deficiency can be easily corrected. 

While my Honey was away, I had the pleasure of receiving a "thank you for helping us install a ceiling fan" invitation to have dinner with two of my sanctioned co-bosses, Nickki and Jean. Jean had prepared a wonderful Italian meal and I felt very appreciative. But while dinner and camaraderie was front and center, lurking in my mind was a persistent desire to somehow, some way, give Jean, who rarely gets to paddle me, the chance to do so right there in front of Nickki.

It was previously decided that after dinner we would have some drinks and play a few rounds of Rummikub. During the first round, Nickki proved to be a very good player and jumped to the lead and suddenly I hatched an idea. Before she could play her last tile I stopped the game and with an evil smirk, said, “ok you two, how would you like to make this game really interesting?”  Nickki seemed to sense what was coming and teased me about being such an excitable kid about stuff, but both were willing to hear my proposal. I then said, “I hereby state that I am willing to let whoever wins each round to spank me for whatever total points I get stuck with in that round.” They asked if this penalty pertained to them as well, and I assured them that such a thing would be absurd, and that given our relationship that naturally this penalty would absolutely be on me alone. 

Now at the time I suggested this Nickki looked quite ready to go out, and I realized she would very likely win this first round, but I thought that since the game would continue, that inevitably each of us would win a round or two, and afterwards Jean would finally get a good shot at me for a change.

Well, having nothing to lose, they both agreed and sure enough Nickki dropped her last tile as soon as the agreement was cemented. She eagerly took out some paper to keep track of the score and I went down as already earning 31 smacks from her. What was very amusing to me was how Nickki’s demeanor went from her naturally competitive state to one quite ramped-up and determined to win, and win big.

Ironically though, being no slouch myself, I won the second round, and in doing so realized that while Nickki was now very determined to win often, Jean was kind of struggling with her strategies. When the third round began this trend continued. Jean would fall behind and Nickki would pull ahead. My plan to get Jean firmly on the board would need help. I realized that if I played my very best, either Nickki or I would likely win, but perhaps……. if I played poorly………... not throw the game per se, but just not play too aggressively, Jean would have a better chance of finally logging a win.  The flaw in this plan was that Nickki was not going to ease up and so one of two things would be the result: either my lackluster play would give Jean the opening I was hoping for, or Nickki would continue to win and my poor playing would just result in higher than usual scores for the tiles I had left when she went out. It seemed no matter what I did, even as I accrued more tiles to keep Jean in the running, and consequently a higher penalty if the game ended, Jean would be right along with me as Nickki just kept chipping away at her hand until she went out.

Well, it turned out to be the latter with Jean eventually becoming frustrated and wanting to quit. We decided on one final round, and since this was Jean's last chance, and since no other points would add to her prize, I laughed and said, “ok, since this is the last round, my penalty is now officially doubled.” I figured this way at least if Jean won she would have a respectable number of whacks to give me. I then did whatever I could to help her win, but it was no use, and my competitive little Nickki just easily went on to win yet again.  The final tally in games was I won that one round, Jean won none, and Nickki won every other one including the doubled final round. This made her the sole player to collect on the spanking perk…...to the tune of 141 whacks. 

Nickki seemed very pleased with this result and happily went about fetching my spanking apron and her paddle. Since this was "for fun" I made the sole request that my spanking be across her lap, and she agreed. Once in position, she then roasted me as if I had misbehaved, teasing me the entire time about how this was the price for coming up with such dangerous stakes and then losing. At one point though she did let Jean deliver two whacks, which she did with admirable sting, but that was all. It was a difficult spanking to take and I clenched and wriggled quite a bit more than usual, so much so that Nickki actually ordered me to relax my cheeks and take the smacks as earned. Typical of when Nickki gives me a spanking order, I found myself striving to comply rather than defy her, and gave her the unclenched cheeks she wanted as much as I could manage. 

But another funny thing occurred to me during my spanking. Given Nickki’s teasing scolding over me making such a proposal and this being what it meant to lose, I realized that things probably worked out the way they were meant to, and my best sneaky efforts not only were not going to change the outcome, but actually resulted in me getting more smacks than I would have had I just played my best throughout. That's actually doubly funny because Nickki made a joke about me likely throwing the game, but I doubt she realized when she said it that, while I kind of did just that, it was not the way she probably imagined, AND the result utterly backfired. Had I known she would be the only winner I doubt I would have eased off on my playing. I mean I played to win early on and even did …..and I certainly didn’t just recklessly throw the game. I played tiles when I could, but just didn’t use every available rearrangement that I could have. And later, when I realized Jean had no points to use on me, if I could use a joker to drop three 1s or three 10s, I went with the ones. And yet it never benefitted Jean one bit, but only added to Nickki’s  growing total. In trying to help Jean I just gave Nickki more points to use against me. 

And I have to admit that while my plan failed in its intention it did make me appreciate Nickki’s enthusiasm even more than I already did. Even Jean, who observed a good part of the proceedings, couldn't help but recognize the mischievous force with which her wife spanked me. Even though it was only 141 (she ended up doing 149 due to enthusiasm), every single swat made me flinch or ouch, or at the very least get redder and sorer. Even the next day it stung to sit. 

Here is a pair of our traditional "post-spanking" photos:

Lacy flap down......

........lacy flap up. Check out that blistered surface and dark abrasion in my right butt crease!

So I know both Jean and Nickki might read this, and if so…..”hey Jean, Honey, I tried! I really did. Your honey always gets to spank me, but you know I do think of you as my friend and boss too, and honestly I would very much like for you to be able to put me across your lap as confidently as your wife does, and feel free to enjoy the power to spank someone really hard and not feel the least guilty about enjoying it. But maybe that’s not where you’re at, and that’s fine too.  Just know that while I’m not looking to push you, I am absolutely opposed to making you feel excluded.”

And Nickki?......” ok, so now you know I did actually try to influence the game to help Jean win a round or two, and while it's not throwing the game the way you thought, it's true I did not play 100% honestly. I know we are still due to get together for the lamp thing and that you said you'd handle that, but…..” >.deep breath<……”ok I’ll say it here publicly. I think since I was trying to help her win against not just me, but you as well, you could say I was conspiring against you, and that is probably not entirely respectful of me given our roles.  Naturally, you may address that anyway you'd like of course.”


16 comments:

  1. I think that it would only be right to find a game that Jean is good at, next time :)

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    1. On the surface that sounds quite logical but I think there may be more hidden factors at play than mere gaming expertise. Still the story is as true as I can recall without embellishment or minimizing.

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  2. I never considered modifying Rummikub thus. I do enjoy games though.

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    1. Correcting the missed opportunities of the rules for vanilla players in everyday games is as easy as making the decision to do so.

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  3. HAHHA oh what a tangled web we weave... and all that. K, but you still got a spanking out of it and in this post you came clean so I guess there's something to be said for that.

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    1. This was definitely a positive experience......even if it didn't play out as hatched in my Machiavellian mind. LOL

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  4. sorry google killed my (long) comment...

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  5. Anyway, well done ! Cheating does pay !

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  6. Oh I love the idea of changing the rules of a game to include a spanking. I will never look at Rummikub the same I did before ;)
    ~ Marie

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    1. I used to do this a lot in my first marriage. Being a pair of fumbling beginners, I found that having the 'excuse' of game stakes made things easier for my ex. Rosa doesn't really like games at all. Ad she is not in the least reluctant to be a strict Top, so we don't do this at all. The only reason this happened, were the unique circumstances that evening.

      Hey, why not go off and pervert a game of your own with Master T?

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  7. rummi tile or gin is / are excellent for such games of consequence. we always play with me starting at a disadvantage or the ladies with an advantage. excellent and lucky play and i could in theory still win. more cards or tiles. less money to start monopoly.

    they are fun after dinner ways to move from me serving the ladies to the more disciplinary fun.

    oh and nice panties. the curtain flap is cute

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    1. They are good because of the way the numbers are generated. "Kinky 500" was a tradition in my 'past life'.

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  8. So you are a manipulator GOTCHA well well little boy. I’m glad I won so I could wear your ass out. Here I’m thinking I’m killing this game on my own merits what a little pisser. Written and added to my list thanks for 141 more swats. I’m looking forward to you feeling the burn. Wait until I tell Jean this shit!!!!!!! You better lookout behind you for the next couple of weeks lord knows what this may bring upon you.

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    1. Well, it is what it is, my dear. I'm glad you won too! I couldn't help but confess the truth though. ;-) I have no problem with you addressing this as you see fit. ;-)

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