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Sunday, January 2, 2022

New semi-regular feature

I was going to start 2022 off with another rant of sorts. In fact I have the post ready to drop, but then I decided 'no, let's start with an attempt at some clever fun instead.'

And what can be more fun than captions? No I don’t mean the ones I hate more than cottage cheese, with kinky messages scrawled over images that look like models from an online catalog. No, I mean the kind of captioning game Hermione regularly offers to her readers……except I …….being me……which translates as “a curmudgeony iconoclast”...... am going to impose some rules.

I have come across a nice handful of images that I will post singly every week or so until they run out or until I get tired of this feature. The rules are simple…..but specific and rigid since I will delete any comments that do not adhere:

1: the goal for these is to amuse, so no captions that are merely self-indulgent fantasies. Just try to make me, and our fellow readers, chuckle. Nothing will earn a swift deletion faster than some humorless, essay-long venture into some private "sexscapade" no doubt typed with one hand on a sticky laptop.

2: Your caption can be vanilla in nature or kinky, but if kinky………IT CAN’T BE ABOUT SPANKING. 

You will find that none of the images I post will be plain vanilla portraits that look like a sweater ad. Some are merely quirky, while others are just wonderfully bizarre. Have fun. First up:


Good Luck and HAVE FUN!

I'll even start you all off with one of my own:  Fred never expected his Mistress had "kitchen drawer" in mind when she suggested using him as her own naked, human furniture.



22 comments:

  1. his magnetic personality immediately made me want to iron

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  2. The new, human imitating robot, detection system seemed to be working.

    Prefectdt

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    1. And flatware wouldn't be vulnerable to a corrupting software virus!

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  3. Little did Donald know Melania's idea of spooning wasn't exactly the same as what he had in mind.

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    1. I had a feeling someone might employ that idea. My audience never disappoints. Good job.

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  4. So this is not a caption, exactly, BUT:

    Have you heard the phrase "I don't have enough spoons" (meaning: no energy for that!)?

    I kinda think next time I'm out of spoons, I should borrow a few from this guy.

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    1. I never heard that one. So, even though it's not a formal caption, though once explained, your last line does qualify, so your educational contribution is quite welcome.

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    2. Thanks. I never heard of this.

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  5. I'm hopeless at putting a caption to a picture, but here goes.

    Magnetic man, out now in cinemas.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Obviously not quite that hopeless. Thanks for the contribution.

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  6. I've seen some bizarre wedding dresses in my time, but this one is definitely the weirdest, especially the colander in place of trousers.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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    1. Colander in place of trousers? Maybe he's passing a stone? ;-)

      Thanks for playing along.

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  7. (I'm lousy with captions, but I enjoyed reading all of the comments! I do wonder tho, if the cake might end up on his head?)

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    1. Everyone has their 'thing' and conversely their 'not thing'. Nothing wrong with knowing one's strengths and weaknesses. I don't want to imagine cake anywhere on this guy. LOL

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  8. If I could get money to stick to me like this I would be set for life.

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    1. Good one! Welcome, Wendell, I don't think we've had the pleasure of your company here before. (I do know your name from Hermione's though.)

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  9. 🎶He's got ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife...🎶

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    1. Welcome, T.L. I must confess being so ignorant of pop music I had to look that up, but having done so.....well played, sir!

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  10. Whether you like "forking" or "spooning" my head takes the cake!

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