I was going to start 2022 off with another rant of sorts. In fact I have the post ready to drop, but then I decided 'no, let's start with an attempt at some clever fun instead.'
And what can be more fun than captions? No I don’t mean the ones I hate more than cottage cheese, with kinky messages scrawled over images that look like models from an online catalog. No, I mean the kind of captioning game Hermione regularly offers to her readers……except I …….being me……which translates as “a curmudgeony iconoclast”...... am going to impose some rules.
I have come across a nice handful of images that I will post singly every week or so until they run out or until I get tired of this feature. The rules are simple…..but specific and rigid since I will delete any comments that do not adhere:
1: the goal for these is to amuse, so no captions that are merely self-indulgent fantasies. Just try to make me, and our fellow readers, chuckle. Nothing will earn a swift deletion faster than some humorless, essay-long venture into some private "sexscapade" no doubt typed with one hand on a sticky laptop.
2: Your caption can be vanilla in nature or kinky, but if kinky………IT CAN’T BE ABOUT SPANKING.
You will find that none of the images I post will be plain vanilla portraits that look like a sweater ad. Some are merely quirky, while others are just wonderfully bizarre. Have fun. First up: