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Friday, January 14, 2022

The ASS-embler

Comic book and movie fans are all well aware of the X-Men and their incredible roster of uniquely-powered mutants. But while these guys and gals, endowed with enviable abilities, get all the glory, there are always those unsung, behind-the-scenes heroes whose talents enable the A-listers to do their jobs.

The X-Men we all know.

Take equipment for example. Have you ever wondered how these teams can go into battle time and time again, and consistently have enormous amounts of their stuff destroyed in conflicts with their adversaries, only to re-emerge for their next encounter again fully armed? I mean, where does all this stuff come from? Who is footing the bill? How do they not go broke, especially when tech is not cheap?

In my searches I came across rare footage of an obvious unknown mutant I can only think must be called the "ASS-embler" cranking out supplies. It seems this mutant can copy any tech and churn out endless quantities. She just inserts the original into her hoo-hoo, where her mutant physiology reads its composition, and then once computed, she starts production. This would certainly be a cost effective way to restock supplies.

And the one we've never heard of: The ASS-embler...........ASS-sembling.....in this case, cell phones. I wonder: if pressed by necessity, just how large an object she can mass produce?

So let's hear it for the ASS-embler! You won't see her in the comics or the movies wearing a fancy outfit, but she's out there working hard to save humanity from behind (literally) the scenes, and deserves some credit!


10 comments:

  1. That's a great picture, albeit kinda gross....

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    1. Some mutant abilities aren't very pretty....which is why she's not in the forefront of the group. ;-)

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  2. That GIF is amazing. Well found.

    Prefectdt

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    1. Thank you. It was just one of those lucky/quirky pop-ups in a general search for something else.

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  3. Thank you for the hearty laugh.

    And to jokingly answer the last question: Hopefully the mutant gene is passable, and she can have a large family of ASS-emblers to help with the mass production needed. :)

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  4. I don't think youre thinking of ass production instead of mass production. That's a rather disturbing GIF tho. But wow.

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    1. 'Ass' versus 'mass' production? Brilliant! ;-)

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    2. oh gawd. i meant to say "I *DO* think..." what a typo. sorry. but glad you got my drift.

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    3. I tend to read comments contextually since we all make typos.

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